The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1231

I can't ask out girls anymore cause I only ever like my friends and I don't have the charisma to act like I can just make more friends when it doesn't work out lol

 

What upm first day

 

I was friends with my last ex before I dated her

It happens all the time

 

I was in love with my best friend. Did not rule

 

Sanch is such a dweeb

 

@Dirty Sanchez ask her on a DATE over text right now and post the screenshot or we're never believing you

 

What NFG song is this

 

I've been friends w all my exes before we dated but you just have more friends in school and I'm sure the number of girls I casually meet and befriend will drop dramatically once I graduate bc I'm so bad at it anyway. I just hate losing friends on top of being broken up ig

 

Isn't that why we love him?

 

this too

 

bye sanch

 

the future is kinda sick cause I can get high and hard-boil eggs in my room and watch a movie all at the same time. should I watch Carrie btw? anyone seen it?

 

Should I pick up weed before work

 

at least ur getting girlfriends

 

did I have any to begin with lol

 

alright thread, weigh in:

her favorite chocolate is Reese's and I was going to leave a pack on her desk tomorrow while she's not there but then I thought "what if that's crossing a line, not only with her but your job?" so I decided against it...now should I tell her I was going to do it and see what she says to kinda gauge how she feels about it or is that even weirder? this is all so complicated

 

I mean, it's been a minute but yeah I guess lol

 

after we finish the @sanchy project, @iCarly Rae Jepsen is next

 

never have any friends and you won't want to fuck them

 

This is a reverse Kit Kat situation

 

get the reeses and keep it at your desk tell her you have too many

 

bingo

 

Idk how I feel about option one, but def don’t do option 2.

 

because if the convo goes "oh no, that's not weird. I would have thought that was nice."

I can then say "well maybe you will get them sometime then"

and we're good to go

but if she's not cool with it....then good things are not ahead

 

what do you think I need Kevin, I don't know so whatever you think may be right