The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1230

Literally no way to know for sure

 

@sanchy before his date

 

The thought of going on a date stresses me out so hard

 

there's literally no way you can do puzzles and shit with her every day and she doesn't think you're into her

SHE'S JUST WAITING FOR YOU TO ASK

the girl I'm into, I know she knows I'm into her. she likes like every post I send her. you can do this, Dirty

 

this is the most counter intuitive shit ive ever seen in my life smh

 

I'm gonna kill you

 

I get nervous when I have to initiate asking a girl out on a date too @Dirty Sanchez, no worries

 

Sarah Sanders to run for governor holy christ fuck the world lol

 

aren’t y’all talking all the time after work?? I’d say you’ve got nothing to lose here don’t be a sanch, trav

 

But I mean like vibe wise

 

yeah but things like the internet and texting curb the awkwardness a lot. it's just an excuse, man. see through the bullshit

 

Smash F for our guy sanch who doesn’t live near a jerky outlet

 

Sanch,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

Lol I'm getting anxious just reading about y'alls love lives

 

of the cousin fucking state

 

No need to worry about mine since I don't have one!

 

U just lost all street cred

 

I’ve actually been married for a while and haven’t had to ask a girl out for a very long time lol. Was just trying to provide some balance to make sanch feel good.

 

Omg it's so stressful dressing nice and trying not to fart in front of your date

 

lol no worries. just fucking with him really

 

you've peaked