The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1228

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Perhaps on my walk I’ll have to take a detour to a little town called Pflugerville

 

I mean, he might as well given what he does all day.

 

@oncenowagain I like that you used corn tortillas

that may sound like a joke but its not

 

I tried my 40% best I swear

 

there's always something that pushes it out a few weeks

 

Because they’re appropriating my culture

 

this post is going to give @iCarly Rae Jepsen a stroke

 

Not this time. At least it better not. Haha

 

L

 

@Ken just ignore this post

 

which is more likely, sanch going on a date with that girl or blink selling out a single show on their tour

 

dont listen when people try and shit on the crunchy corn tacos

its the flour tortilla taco people who are the real enemy

 

Can’t you just fucking ask her out via text at this point? Jesus Christ

 

I’ve already gone on a date in March lol.

 

Why wouldn't they?

 

is anyone else's Instagram not working right now?

 

taking back my like how rude

 

Oh well then I’ll have a double stack and spicy chicken sandwich with an unsweetened iced tea

 

Don’t set two negatively possible things against each other like this, I’m pretty sure that’s how black holes happen, right @Mr. Serotonin

 

blink selling out a show

 

for a second the other day I thought The Big Lebowski was part of the Paul Thomas Anderson cinematic universe lol

 

Where we had dinner and I was a piece of shit and didn’t make any sort of move during lol.

 

No you didn’t lol. If you asked her today you would have a concrete answer. You started to suggest something. That’s different. Ask her out via text right now. No reason to wait until she gets back. Literally no reason

 

lmao it’s so ridiculous at this point idgi