The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1227

Ur tacos are worth it bby.

 

next time yall talk set up a hidden camera for us so we can see

 

no way to know for sure, he's very mysterious

 

His name was Little Jonathan

 

You just hit on anything that moves don't you?

 

Y

 

I don’t like this

 

tbf I imagine California was a similar experience but idk I prefer smth be bad rather than boring if that makes any sense at all lol

yr commitment is admirable tho I'd have given up by now, much like blink has given up writing songs

 

He'll hit on you too if you stay. Think of the delicious and continuing awkwardness as he tries to express his feelings to you.

 

how are you not fired

 

okay sanch let's crunch some numbers

if you spend an hour in her office a day, and this whole ordeal has been going on for months, we're talking you've been around her for probably 100+ hours at least and you've never asked her out on a serious date in all that time? the data shows there's a 0% chance you're asking her out on an actual, real, non-platonic date

 

he makes puzzles with her!

 

guess Ill never know since you REFUSE to repost

 

sir this is a wendys

 

just don't say they "suck" otherwise @Dog with a Blog will be lecturing you on the different styles and variations of mexican food and demanding you make a post with more "merit"

 

the only good wes anderson film is lost in translation

 

does he work at the Scrabble factory, if so how do I get a job there

 

I'm choosing to believe that he will eventually ask her out on a proper date, if only because he knows I'll come murder him if he doesn't.

 

I’m worried for Sanchez

 

Ok quite twisting my arm, I’ll repost my homemade Taco picture

 

we've been "three weeks away" for months now. ZERO PERCENT CHANCE

 

fuck off

 

why are you so mad james?