The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1226

She is probably still reading and wondering “why are these motherfuckers still talking about him”

 

Because we miss our daddy

 

Shows how much of an impact he made. RIP

 

While 99% of what I say is sarcastic nonsense or outright bullshit, this is that 1% of the time.

 

boy got yanked

 

Welp that’s another way of putting it

 

take your pretentious film dork talk to the entertainment forum

 

We need to find some way of cancelling LJ's wife to get him back.

 

i don't recall how this record sounds at all but I hope it sucks enough to be fun to roast but not so much you hate listening to it lol

 

we can get @Dirty Sanchez to swoop it's not like he's got any promising prospects right now

 

That’s good

too sad

 

I don’t use the apps!!!

 

Tell him to press pause on the co-worker and her entire family and go save LJ by seducing another milf.

 

seduce LJ's wife coward

 

lol

 

thats cool if you dont live in mexico or texas you probably made a fake news taco anyways

 

I mean she married a guy who doesn't wear deodorant and steals from corporations

 

I’ll do it if that’s what it’ll take to get him back

 

no like it's actually terrible and not in a way that's particularly fun to roast hahah

 

you'll get all the way up to the point of her making a move on you and pull a shit ass move like "i just wanna let you know up front im not really looking for anything serious right now" and completely ruin the whole operation

 

My tacos aren’t worthy

 

The second thing is admirable, the first thing I was not aware of and am questioning heavily.

 

I made a move on Christian Mom. I can do this

 

LJ is in fight club?