The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1217

Shakriel is cancelled.

 

I do worry, but given I post while on their wi-fi, you'd think they;d have said something if they care or disapprove.

 

My boss and I openly talk to each other about our sex lives which probably isn’t a good thing cause it sucks when I have to bring up anything serious

 

Coward.

 

Y

 

sanch

 

If he doesn't make a move like he said he will, Sanch is def cancelled.

 

wyd in 30 min sanch

 

Take a guess.

 

sanch

 

sanch blocking coworkers car after work like

 

i miss being electro haikus and have considered becoming eshrekto haikus

I Wanna Fuck a Dog has been out for like 15 years Sanch

 

In the car I just can't wait,
to pick you up on our very first date
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Do you like my stupid hair?
Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?
I'm too scared of what you think
You make me nervous so I really can't eat

Let's go, don't wait, this night's almost over
Honest, let's make this night last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever

When you smile, I melt inside
I'm not worthy for a minute of your time
I really wish it was only me and you
I'm jealous of everybody in the room
Please don't look at me with those eyes
Please don't hint that you're capable of lies
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
A target that i'm probably gonna miss

Let's go,don't wait, this night's almost over
Honest, let's make this night last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever

Let's go, don't wait, this night's almost over
Honest, let's make, this night last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
Forever and ever, let's make this last forever

 

Omg I wonder if @Mr. Serotonin is dead at the bachelor party atm

 

if you dont I'm literally blocking you

 

You might as well do it now then.

 

one time i made out with a girl on a football field and she made me feel her boob outside of her shirt

 

jus saayin

 

lmao

 

wow you're such a survivor

 

sounds made up

 

it was a wild wiillldddddd night man

 

do you want me to explain what the boob felt like or seomthing

 

I’m rooting for you but god damn I would find so much humor in her saying no after all this build up

 

did you claim to be a medical doctor?