The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1199

Don’t be salty bc the sharks are out cobes

 

Your made it to the Finals before

 

Congratulations Anthony

 

i am always salty

 

I love the insult "simpleton" hahaha

It's mild, creative, and disrespectful all in one

 

And most importantly, accurate.

 

Happy for:

Jenna Fischer
Jon Hamm
@DarkHotline again
that Laila girl
Blues fans who are decent people

Everyone else especially Binnington and Sundqvist fuck off

 

So what, you live in two different places, do you switch your favorite team every time you move you fucking degenerate

 

Sooooo happy for Jon Hamm

 

Nah son. Jags 4 Lyfe bb. Loyalty LOYALTY LOYALTY / Kendrick

 

I could've sworn you were from Florida.

 

But also yes Falcons and Braves are my #2s hahaha. Fuck the Hawks

 

Falcons ain't my number 2 for NFL, but the Braves may overtake the O's as my #1 for MLB

I'll root for the Hawks even though they suck because i don't have an NBA team

I rooted for the Pelicans for a bit, but only because of Anthony Davis and his ass leavin'

 

New Jersey is the Florida of the mid Atlantic

 

Oh yes very true

 

I would have quit if I had to see that shit

 

thank god sports are fake and I don’t like them

 

I would have said no

 

At least Jessica Biel stans* have it rougher than I do rn

*assuming such a thing exists

 

So remember how I was supposed to go the Round1 in Hicksville, New York like a month ago

That didn't end up happening due to money problems and depression but I'm finally gonna make that trip down next weekend hooray

 

I stan Bojack Biel

 

That move Cruise uses to get up that pole in Rogue Nation is CLUTCH

 

Saw some Bojack tweets in light of that. Guess I'll finally come around and watch that damn show

 

It's one of the best out there.