The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1188

i've been getting a lot of DM requests from russian accounts that are like those generic "hey sexxy u wanna see my private pix venmo $russianbot to get my handle xoxo" and i still have yet to receive their handle no matter how many times i pay

 

what kind of pit is there at a MeWithoutYou concert

 

knowing how clumsy and unlucky kaitie is she'll accidentally strangle herself with it somehow and i'll be free

 

intense ones lol

 

Persistence is key comrade

 

the only places I really eat at burger wise tbh is McDonald’s, In N Out, Farmer Bros and some local spot so I have bad choices.

 

You know nothing

 

AliensExist was simply the spark that lit the blink thread aflame.

 

@dylan didnt kaitie and her phone get yeeted in a mwy pit

 

Encouraging harassment of uninterested sex workers? #CancelCups

 

It wasn’t that kind of show

Wtf is up with that like are we being hacked

I don’t a normal amount

I mean not clumsy wtf

 

Whabout the AT&T girl

 

member that time ur sinning ass almost ran into a tree?

 

wanna talk about the time you yeeted your phone into a toilet

 

about the music Dylan listens to besides W**z*r, yes this is accurate

 

member that time you ran into a tree on vacation and broke your nose

 

Idk but it’s hella weird cause most of my stories don’t have any tags so I dunno how people find my profile. I imagine it’s some sort of bot used to try and get people to look at their profile but why are they all Russian?

 

mwY pits are pretty great. @thesoftskeleton post the video of the pit swallowing your phone during 9/27

 

I never did that and it was just a random accident not from being clumsy! You dropped your phone and cracked your phone too so hush up

 

Okay to be fair that video is hilarious straight up see it yeet in the air. The crowd in Dallas was insane compared to Denver y’all too mellow on drugs there ya Texans have a lot more reasons to be angry

 

im not the one on trial here

 

it's not a pit, it's a prayer circle

 

then what is Sinnin Dylan doing there