The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1187

what’s ur new main

 

nothing tbh

McDonald’s disappoints me with no hot n spicy

In N Out I just got tired of it

no other good burger places

 

Management is so fucking stupid. They’ll overstaff us for Dark Phoenix (I’m assuming they’re thinking “oh it’s a superhero movie!) and then when it ends up being slow, they’ll say “ah business has been pretty slow, let’s understaff for toy story”

 

not a scandal!

creating fake accounts to vote on your own poll would be though

 

I ate too many chips before coming to gym. Oh lord gimmie strength

 

@dadbolt

 

@dadbolt I’m gonna lose me and @dylan fitness competition and it’s literally all your fault for making me go to that show yesterday

 

no

 

okay

 

I don’t understand my ig is on like on some Russian radar and I have so many random Russian ig people that watch my stories and the same handful watch them every time but don’t follow me in any way. I’m confused

 

Are you gonna apologize

 

I would if I was sorry

 

I hate you

 

likewise

 

Wendy’s?

 

I can’t believe I didn’t grow up to marry the t mobile girl

 

you could have burned calories at the show

 

I don’t like there

 

Acting like you’re entitled to a woman who is a corporate spokesman as a wife is problematic

#CancelComedown

 

she's not hardcore like i am she doesn't open up the pit


inb4 @thesoftskeleton replies "you wear khakis"

 

Thank you for your service

o7

 

I WAS HAVING THIS CONVERSATION LAST NIGHT WITH MY FRIENDS

 

Nowhere near the first thing that should cancel me

 

I disagree but respect your opinion CKJ

 

i just learned that talking burns calories so you better home they never make a neck sized band or you’re fucked