The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1174

NSFL about work woman below:

coworker finally pretty much 95% better. Once she returns from vacation after next week, I’m gonna see if she wants to go for a quick walk and I’m gonna explicitly ask on a DATE this time. I don’t even give a phuxk if she says no and don’t give a phlying phuxk if I do it during work hours. Obviously I want the yes, but a no is good too.

 

Phuxk off

 

what do you have against the motor city's pizza shake

 

it's the most organically perfect

 

I was actually going to say this same thing earlier lol it's british af

 

that’s blue cheese I’m p sure but that’s still fucked up why would you show me that

 

So my friend just came out to his mom and the first thing she said was "don't tell your father." Why are people like this? O_o

 

im gonna need u to show me this good ranch you speak of bc I haven’t found it yet

 

@dadbolt incoming

 

Push it out, fake a smile
Avert disaster just in time
I need a drink, cause in a while
Worthless answers from friends of mine
It's dumb to ask, cool to ignore
Girls possess me but they're never mine
I made my entrance
Avoided hazards
Checked my engine I fell behind
I fell behind
She makes me feel like it's raining outside
And when the storms gone I'm all torn up inside
I'm always nervous on days like this like the prom
I get too scared to move cause I'm a fuckin' boy
Remember when I was in
The grocery store, now's my time
Lost the words, lost the nerve,
Lost the girl, left the line
I would wish upon a star
But that star, it doesn't shine
So read my book, with a boring ending
A short story of a lonely guy
Who fell behind
She makes…

 

I can't process it, sorry about your friend

 

ohh lets do it

 

Delete

 

sanch

 

you finally realized she can't read minds

 

why do people do terrible things to their pizza :’(

 

making pineapple not seem too bad huh