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what bag elf

 

Yeah I'm trying to think about that too cause rly decorations are just fancy trash haha. He rly likes video games so maybe a lil gift card for Microsoft and like taco Bell haha cause my sis will have to do all the cooking + watching my nephew and her husband.

 

I’m an honest man

 

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dystopian self-depricative satire. this has to be @dylan

 

So was Ned Stark. That motherfucker still lied too, Ken.

 

Taco Bell gift cards are a phenomenal gift!

 

it's gonna be boring so get him some games or puzzles or whatever he's into

 

I’ll take a death like Ned’s.

 

Right I figure a gift card easily makes u a rich man at taco Bell!

 

Talk about cartoon porn, cummies, furries, Weezer whatever the FUCK you want but I draw the line at spoilers, prick.

 

Me too. Post-haste.

 

I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not, but I sincerely hope it is.

 

Taco Bell got rid of the rattlesnake burrito

They are so cancelled

 

R u o k?

 

@CarpetElf

come out here in 10-15 more minutes

 

I’d hope that you would be able to easily tell haha

 

Derek just reminded me of a time at a foxing show where they had a giant ass fan and apparently there was a bald guy in front of it and I asked “are you having a Beyoncé moment” and he was like no you mfer I’m bald

 

was it dog w / a blog

 

Exactly. I’m a dumbass

 

no

 

New Men In Black might've sucked

 

Feel like Matt fell asleep and isn't gonna get fresh Chicken Marsala haha

I have anxiety so I often plan to cook at 7 and then can't work myself up to actually start doing it till 9 haha. Woops.

 

I've been awake son