The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1147

precisely

 

Hey @thesoftskeleton why don’t you tell us when you’re coming to Michigan next time


Also this car was outside of a bar. Make of that information what you will.

 

i want to jump into that like a ball pit

 

fitting that the queen has inbred dogs

 

I'll pay to watch dylan and kaitie raise a kid

 

*dylan in the delivery room*
"Hello, my name is Dylan, last name redacted. I'm your father." *goes to shake hand*

 

I hate colonialism as much as the next guy but corgis are good doggos

 

Corgis are dense fat hairy bread and they are perfect

 

*dylan, to infant child*
"What did you think of the latest Jacobin article?"

 

Kaitie- Kaitie Jr. is crying
Dylan- so what life is sad I wish I could just cry all the time, also why did you insist the baby be named Kaitie Jr. regardless of gender

 

I dont not love a breed just because humans bred them improperly but sadly humans bred corgis improperly

and its fitting that the queen owns lots of them because shes also inbred

 

Corgis were bred the most properly. They are perfect. I will drink you, you milkshaked fuck.

 

like how Taylor Swift has inbred cats

 

Lol I just fell down stairs in front of a group of people

 

look I love corgis and all dogs and its not their fault and people that dont love all dogs suck

 

Dylan's gonna have that thing potty trained at six weeks.

 

:(

 

i will never have children

 

then how are you such a daddy rn

 

R u o k ?

 

I just wanted to chime in and say that my dogs are perfect