The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1140

the only bar lower than this is being less problematic than james

 

bad dog

 

im trying to get him to stop i keep telling him how uncomfortable he is making you but for some reason he thinks it's a joke

 

Was there ever doubt?

 

no, but I just like to be right about things you know

 

I am always respectful towards you sorry about these chuckle heads

 

Working in the design district in downtown is wild because there’s also a jail nearby. The design district in general is quite weird in Dallas but I went to the gas station and a guy had started a fire in the gap between a traffic light post where there’s room where it’s not bolted down and was laying next to it. Bruh you don’t need that it’s like 80 degrees out here

 

I stop posting for an hour and this is what happens

 

you’re surprised that James is being trashy?

 

No the show is pointless. Aliens do exist, I am one and have been training on this planet to raise my power level since the 80s. Kakarot too.

 

if I told a girl she looks like Allison Williams and then let it slip that I used to be really into her, she knows I’m into her, right?

this is a girl at work. I’m smitten

 

No

 

I’m like 99% sure that account is K*v*

 

thought this was @ComedownMachine for a second

 

glad to see my arch nemesis @Raditz has returned

 

Hey, I’m committed to Kit Kat

 

when's your interview at wing stop

 

you should report this attraction to HR you don’t want to be impure at your new job

 

well that ruins everything

 

I am weak for Allison Williams’ jawline

 

No way in hell. Too witty

 

Dyl pretending to be pure is dumb but expected at this point. @dadbolt pretending to be pure is nauseating

 

im pure

 

what do you mean james