The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1120

Shut up

 

you can pass calcium through urination while showering

 

that was in 2017 so much has changed

 

the only copy-pasta i follow is nba one

 

Well now you don’t have to worry about shitting where you eat but I guess you still have a gf huh

 

why are you so upset?

 

Yeah who still works with me lol

Oh well at least Kit Kat has my number and social media

 

I’m not upset but I am concerned for your wellbeing. I’m looking out for you because betrayal stings and it’s coming

 

i've definitely used the search function for dylan's posts way more than anyone else's.

 

and your dick pics

 

Lol I hate this place

 

Same cause he’s the biggest hypocrite I’ve ever met and needs to be held accountable. When I first started chatting with @dylan in the D&R thread I was like, “wow, this guy is so cool and nice” but then I started posting in A1 and saw the reality of things

 

If you mean this thread then same

 

This is the true meaning of being woke.

 

we were just joshing around as friends do

 

Good lord save those screen caps if Dylan tries to run for some sort of office

 

Yeah my best friend Derek and I are just messing with each other. Our bond as best friends cannot be broken

 

Even Derek’s kid knows that Dyl is a worm!

 

Fun fact: I have never sent one, even to a girlfriend

Who wants to see just a dick?

 

having an appropriate background is key

 

I never understood the impulse I think they look weird

 

Has anyone ever in history had an unsolicited dick pic and reacted positively?

 

I’ve been in long distance relationships where we’ve sent pics after going a long time without any sexual interaction

But there is legit no reason to do that otherwise haha

 

There was a girl from tinder who I was texting for a minute and she very quickly was like, “so are you gonna show me your dick or what?” Haha.