The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 1084

took soph swimming and im frickin tired now

 

Did @sophos34 have fun!?

 

You are hereby banished from Florida and may never return.

 

Who is soph?
A) A sophomore in high school or college
B) Your girlfriend named "Sophie"
C) Sophos from AP (is he still posting here? Is he @DarkHotline? I only say this because sophos was from STL)
D) Your dog

I cannot tell by the context haha

 

Randall.

 

e.) my daughter

 

Reported

 

Ohhhh so dadbolt ISN'T just a random pun

 

Wait does that mean @ChaseTx actually live in Texas!?

 

im daddy yes

 

@Fucking Dustin are you Dustin or are you the one fucking him!?

 

wow

 

@dylan

 

Jake is still posting

 

@CarpetElf literally tagged him too

Smh

 

Yeah but that could be like how @Whatjuliansaid still has an account

 

John Mulaney looks....strange with a beard.

 

@aliens exist

 

I think @oncenowagain wants to take LJ's place as daddy

 

wait am i allowed be horny again or no

 

I have to kill two hours in Hollywood aka Batman Land and idk what to do

 

F*** Kroger

 

@oncenowagain already is daddy