Th es a 99% Chanel This Is A Music Chat Thread [Archived] • Page 964

Is it that guy who role plays as a dog on that music forum? Or the one who role plays as a super-powered space radish or some shit?

 

Incredible track. Love the ending.

 

Loosely roleplays***

When it’s convenient*****

 

What about the lawyer who seems to be not that type of lawyer in every category?

 

Man, FUCK that guy. He's the worst.

 

Also, I wish "I'm not that kind of lawyer" was an acceptable response to some of my clients' requests.

 

Oh don’t forget that piece of shit @Kingjohn_654 ! Oh wait, that’s not roleplay, he’s actually trash nvm

 

And what kind of clients are they?

 

Lol okay so a few years back my company got contracted to do some work on a KFC building. This was before I was managing and stuff so I was on the tools on this job the entire time. Everything that would’ve went wrong went wrong.
Anyway, this one day I’m working with this girl, and she is trying to paint this real sketchy wall outside the building. I’m like “yo want me to hold you ladder while you’re up there?”, so I go hold the ladder. Next thing you know I feel something HEAVY hit my shoulder and I’m like WTF. That’s when I realized she dropped her can of RED PAINT, and it bounced off me, into the sidewalk and splashed ALL OVER A WHITE FORD SUV that was parked right in front of the kfc.
So she is freaking out, and I’m freaking out too, but not as bad because at the end of the day it wasn’t my bad so I was just happy I was in the Clear. And here’s the thing, it looked a lot worse than it actually was. I won’t bore you with the science of it, but waterbase paint won’t cure on the surface of a car, it’ll run right off with no damage. But it does look terrible for the company cleaning red paint off a brand new white car.

Ok so eventually the owner shows up. By now it’s almost all cleaned up, and he comes in guns a blazing “OH SHIT, WHAT IS THIS SHIT???? THIS CANT BE HAPPENING... you know what, no this is fine. We’ll go to court, get this all settled in front of a judge... you know what, I’m being hard on you, let me go get you a water. You guys are working hard out here. *gets water, comes back* OH NO THIS IS BULLSHIT THOUGH. Yep I don’t wanna go to court but I guess there is no other option”, it was NUTS he kept changing reactions right before my eyes

 

But did @Kingjohn_654 tell you about the spider in his dick hole?

 

@Dog with a Blog if you could hang out with one fellow dog for an entire day would it be:

Scooby Doo
Scrappy Doo
Courage The Cowardly Dog
Clifford
Spunky (from Rocco)
Spike (from Rugrats)
Pluto
Odie
Santa’s Little Helper
Or
Brian Griffin

Pick one.

 

Internal.

 

I'm questioning if he's even a lawyer at this point tbh.

 

Porkchop from Doug, obviously.

 

Fuck KJ.

 

Brian. We’d hit the bars.

 

That’s the spirit!

 

Former Phoenix Suns player and former mayor of Sacramento?

 

More like a liar amirite!

 

100000/10

 

He’s my favorite John!

 

You all could be hack frauds. No way to know for sure

 

You’re an escort? That’s cool.

 

There was a guy in my class in grade 7 named Colin and people only liked him because his sister in the 9th grade was hot

 

@Kevo's favorite BMTH record.