Taylor Swift - The Life of a Showgirl (October 3, 2025) • Page 30

It’s more shocking there hasn’t been 3 more variants since the last drop.

 

Should we rank the albums again?

 

I’ll randomly rank some shit let’s go best track 2s

Cruel Summer
Sparks Fly
Red
Maroon
Blank Space
Cardigan
Picture to Burn
Fifteen
End Game
Champagne Problems
The Tortured Poets Department

 

track 2s are very good

cruel summer
maroon
blank space
champagne problems
red
cardigan
fifteen
the tortured poets department
sparks fly
picture to burn
end game

 

Track 2s are a fun think to rank. Justice for "Fifteen," one of her most emotionally poignant songs ever, IMO.

Fifteen
Cruel Summer
Red
Blank Space
Sparks Fly
Cardigan
Champagne Problems
Maroon
The Tortured Poets Department
Picture to Burn
End Game

 

Red
Sparks Fly
Cardigan
The Tortured Poets Department
Champagne Problems
Maroon
Cruel Summer
Picture to Burn
End Game
Blank Space
Fifteen

Track 2's are always great.

 

1. Cruel Summer
2. Blank Space
3. Red
4. Maroon
5. Champagne Problems
6. Tortured Poets Department
7. Sparks Fly
8. Cardigan
9. Fifteen
10. Picture to Burn
11. End Game


The 2’s are for real strong (wouldn’t be totally surprised if they were the strongest track placement if we went through the entire discography)

 

Blank Space= Cruel Summer
Fifteen
Sparks Fly
Red
Picture to Burn
Champagne Problems
Maroon
Cardigan
The Tortured Poets Department
End Game


Blank Space gets a slight nod because it leads into a better song than Cruel Summer

 

Twice a week we can rank the respective tracks

 

It will be interesting to see if anything happens between now and the album release and even after the album release. Obviously Taylor is still quite popular but with still a month out and Taylor not doing any conventional promo…I don’t know I feel like there has to be stuff happening to keep the hype and engagement going other than Taylor Nation posts which do not get a ton of attention.

 

ska punk Taylor covers made for someone

 

Too tough for me to meaningfully rank BUT Red and TTPD are the far and away top 2, with cardigan/champagne/maroon/blank space/cruel occupying a back and forth tier 2.

 

Time to rank Taylor songs that are 3:52 seconds long!!

I just threw out that number idk her song lengths don't @ me

 

May I introduce you to the National Football League and the Kansas City Chiefs?

 

They should do this for every awards show to help curb the Swiftie’s clowning haha

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