Taylor Swift - Taylor's Versions (Re-Recordings Official Thread) Album • Page 155

this is so unhinged and dark and at least 39% accurate

 

delusional Swifties are somehow gonna work themselves into a frenzy theorizing that she might come back to life 13 days later

 

Taylor will outlive all the delusional Swifties

 

that’s the wage disparity gap

 

She’s 7 years older than me but with her money yeah she’s definitely gonna outlive me, if not most of this forum lol

 

They'll be worse than the 2Pac, MJ and Elvis stans combined in believing she might be still alive lol

 

At the Blue Ivy/ BB Fenty concert in 60 years her hologram walks out

 

You should have seen my wife's face when she saw that come on TV. Jaw. Dropped.

 

Thanks I hate it

 

I love it. Actors and musicians have sucked for her, generally speaking. Why not go famous athlete for someone who gets the fame aspect of dating her

 

I don't know anything about football but I hear he's goofy and cool?

 

Yeah, the Kelce's are generally well liked

 

Not me as an 37 year old man upset she’s dating a jock.

 

I don’t care who she dates to be clear. I just don’t really like Travis kelce lol

 

Kelce is from my part of Ohio so I'm down with him. As least it's not a Browns player.

 

just wait til he co-writes your new favorite song as "Jonathan Bluepants" or some shit, you'll come around to him!!

 

Steven no

 

my parents are huge Chiefs fans (i don't give a shit about sports), so my mom keeps texting me stuff about this knowing my appreciation of Taylor's music. guess that's one way to connect, lmao.

 

she's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers

 

Bleachers, named after the band?

 

I know she tried it with the age difference Kennedy, but a legacy old money type seems like a good fit for her. Don't ask me why. I just picture her with someone blonde with a very blonde family and her kids are named like Chad and Clyde and they summer at Martha's vineyard. Either that or she never marries or has kids and grows to be a fun old aunt that drinks lots of wine. There's no in between. I'm a psychic

 

this is the exact scenario where someone kills her for the money they think she left them in the Will