Spider-Man: No Way Home (Jon Watts, December 17, 2021) Movie • Page 26

Grotesquely fascinated by Jon Watts needing almost a full Yi Yi for a Spider-Man movie

 

https://variety.com/2021/film/news/spider-man-no-way-home-china-release-1235107273/

Even China can’t resist Tobey Maguire’s return as Peter Parker

 

Venom is like the only movie this year with the guts to be 90 minutes, as all movies should be

 

This movie has way too much stuff going on to be 90 minutes lol the 2 1/2 hour is a blessing

 

I'd be cool if it was 3 and a half hours tbh

 

But 30 minutes of it must be exclusively web slinging and swinging through Manhattan and Queens high rises.

 

Make movies a couple Quibi’s tops

 

30 minutes of the Spiderman pointing meme and the green goblin and mj memes

 

He said it's not 3 hours it's 2 hours an 37 minutes, okay?!

 

Yeah with the number of rumored characters, I'd be very worried if the runtime was less than that

 

an hour of the movie is just Peter Parker listening to sunflower

 

They're introducing at least 5 villains, 2 other Spider-Men, and have to deal with the identity plot all in this one movie (not to mention they have to squeeze in Dashboard Confessional or what's even the point of bringing back the Raimi stuff). I'm shocked it's only 2 and a half hours tbh

 

The audacity of trying to justify a Jon Watts movie being over 2.5 hours

 

They have to have a trailer with all three Spideys right? Or are they just gonna keep this a "surprise"

I don't see how you don't market that they're all in it.

 

There will be a tease for Tobey and Andrew in the trailer but Sony won’t do a full reveal. The full reveal of Goblin, Electro, Sandman, etc. will be the focus.

The discourse about them being in the film is good enough when it comes to marketing. Sony probably doesn’t feel any pressure to show their faces in the trailer.

 

They'll probably start dropping marketing material with Tobey and Andrew after the movie comes out

 

I hate that I’m probably gonna see all 159 min of this dumbass movie opening night, genuinely like several moments in it, and then spend the next couple years complaining about it.

 

Even if the plot is garbage, I still think I'm going to be grinning ear to ear throughout with all of the fan service lol

 

I want this to be as long as possible cause it’s very likely this’ll be the last I get of Andrew’s Spider-Man so let me eat

 

If Vindicated doesn’t play then yeah this sucks

 

that joke's been made since civil war, and i don't mean the movie

 

I anticipate your complaints

 

This. There's no way the physical release doesn't have all three of them on the cover.