Solo: A Star Wars Story (Ron Howard, May 25, 2018) Movie • Page 53

I'd be willing to bet this movie is going to be full of groaners like that. I guarantee in that scene where Woody throws him a blaster, he says something like "remember to always shoot first, kid".

 

Guarantee someone tells him at some point not to get cocky, kid and then he gets cocky, kid and something bad happens.

 

I am here for maximum Wookiee action.

 

Someone's gonna tell him the odds and he's not going to like it.

 

No no no, someone is going to tell him the odds, he's going to like it and trust them, and then something will go wrong.

That'll teach him

 

He's gonna tell Emilia Clarke he loves her, the twist is SHE ALREADY KNOWS!

 

He's going to be stuck somewhere really cold and the person he's with will say something like "Man, I really wish I had a tauntaun right now. One time when I was stuck on Hoth we cut into our tauntauns and slept in them for warmth. Keep that in mind if you ever find yourself on Hoth one day."

 

Oh man, you just know the fur on those storm troopers or that cool masked looking villain is gonna be made from Tauntaun.

 

This is totally gonna happen.

This would be the worst.

 

First one feels inevitable and people will cheer when they hear it. I really, really hope the second one wasn't even considered.

Still, there should be some kind of groaner easter egg bingo for this movie.

 

If it's true that they didn't change the script, then I think Lord and Miller wouldn't be dumb enough to have written something like this...I think

 

Kasdan and his son wrote the script. Lord & Miller were directors only.

 

Holy shit that looks terrible

 

was that Chewie's wife?
Holiday Special confirmed canon now?

 

Maybe it's Chewie's husband? It is 2018 afterall.

 

Here ya go http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Malla

 

“In the past, they’ve teased at the way the new movie is going to completely blow, but the full-length trailer really shows so much more about how shitty and wooden Alden Ehrenreich will be as a young Han Solo working his way through a boilerplate origin story,” said fan Lynn Hayes, noting that while the producers have provided hints at the way Solo would be a giant crock of shit—such as substantial script rewrites and the original directors being fired mid-shoot—it was a “real treat” to see the new trailer reveal so much about how the cast’s total lack of chemistry and the cringe-inducing dialogue would make the film a complete train wreck. “The teaser definitely stoked a lot of speculation about whether the movie would be mediocre because of generic characters like Therm Scissorpunch, Ron Howard’s uneven direction, or meaningless fan service like showing Chewbacca hugging his wife. It’s cool to know that it’s all of those things, and a lot more, that are really going to make this movie fucking garbage.”

 

Honestly i am here for it. I think Alden looks just fine.

 

Wait, did The Onion drop the whole satire thing and I just missed it or

 

If anyone likes Funko Pop! Figures, the Solo ones were announced today and they’re awesome. The Lando ones are perfect.

https://www.funko.com/blog/article/coming-soon-solo-a-star-wars-story

 

Oh shit yes that lando is excellent haha

 

Real lack of Therm Scissorpunch though

 

I hate you

(you beat me to it)

 

How long until a Therm Scissorpunch tattoo shows up on the internet?