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sleep is wrong

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Horrorca, Jul 5, 2016.

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  1. Horrorca

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    fuck sleep
     
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  2. Anticitizen7

    Please be kind. Like actually kind though.

    It's objectively a waste of time.
     
  3. Horrorca

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    I know

    What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? Y-you realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?
     
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  4. Dirty Sanchez

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    Sleep is good
     
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  5. Henry

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  6. Anticitizen7

    Please be kind. Like actually kind though.

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  7. chris

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    Naps are a gross practice
     
  8. ReginaPhilange

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    few things are better than deciding to ignore your early morning obligations and sleeping in instead. i get my natural high off that shit.
     
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  9. Owlex

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    ok definitely subbing
     
  10. Chaplain Tappman

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    the fuck is this shit
     
  11. Henry

    Moderator Moderator

    I hate naps.
     
  12. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    Donald Trump only sleeps 4 hours a night, that's your company anti sleep people
     
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  13. Dirty Sanchez

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    1 sleep = 1 respect
    1 no sleep = -1 respect
     
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  14. chris

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    it's just I never feel better or refreshed or anything after taking a nap, just sick and disoriented. Maybe I need to time them better
     
  15. ReginaPhilange

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    uhm did u kno u can die from not sleepin. be safe.
     
  16. muttley

    "Fuck you, Peaches!" Prestigious

    And I don't want to be right.
     
  17. ReginaPhilange

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    haha i'm sleeping as we speak can't stop won't stop.
     
  18. Chaplain Tappman

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    :chin:
     
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  19. Slangster

    Won "Best Hog" at the Hog Shit Snarfing Contest Supporter

    Pro tip: Take naps of 30 minutes, 90 minutes or 180 minutes to not feel drowsy/disoriented when you wake up.

    (There's reasoning behind this, something to do with not being deep in your sleep cycles at those times, but I can't remember exactly).
     
  20. SEANoftheDEAD

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    I want to sleep right meow
     
  21. Lucas27

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  22. Horrorca

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    everyone loves to sleep, doesn't mean it's good

    it's like heroin or some other absurd comparison
     
  23. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

     
  24. Dirty Sanchez

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    ~The following should be sang as if you were singing Up All night by blink-182~

    Everyone wants to sleep, all around our house with a better mattress.
    Everyone sleeps and naps and I'm up again with a tired individual who does the same.
    Everyone lies and cheats their wants and needs and still believes their sleep
    And everyone gets the yawns, the kind that kills, when the tired begins to start.

    [Chorus: - sang by the Bed]
    Did I get this straight?
    Do you want me here
    As you toss and turn through each and every night
    And all these non-sleepers, they keep me up all night.
    They keep me up all night [x2]

    [Verse 2:]
    Every insominac's cross to bears the sleeping pills they take all the day.
    Everyone wants to sleep in a world that changes life to a lack of bitter sleep
    Everyone is awake and fights, stays up all night to celebrate the day.
    And everyone lives to tell the tale of how we sleep alone some day.
     
  25. Dirty Sanchez

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