Farmers’ A1manac • Page 39

@EASheartsVinyl do you want a dog? because i was browsing pets for fun and now I'm INCREDIBLY upset.

Look at this fucking thing.

► Boston Terrier - Norfolk, VA

adopt him.

 

wow some ally you are Ian smh

 

oh my christ a Borgi.

► Boston Terrier - Sautee Nacoochee, GA

A Red Borgi.

It's like finding a shiny pokemon and it's 25 god damn miles away from me and why did i start looking at dogs i fucking hate myself

 

great now you got me looking at guinea pigs and lizards
► Small Mammal - Port jeff Station, NY
► Reptile/Amphibian - East Norwich, NY

 

my girlfriend apparently thinks guinea pigs are gross and useless >.>

 

Oh my god I love him and we aren’t friends anymore because you have told me about his existence. I cannot be made aware of such things! Sweet baby.

 

yeah i am legitimately upset. i went and stole my roommates dog to cope lol

 

they're adorable

 

Now it’s my turn to reply fire emoji to her

 

sometimes I'm thinking "this is not where I thought I'd be when I'm 25" and then I remember I never had I clue of where I'd be (or wanted to be) and I'm like actually this makes sense.

 

I feel this, but also didn’t think I’d make it to 25 so I’m scrambling to just figure out my life

 

it's such a common theme for people our age too. and like the people that are doing well have all had to go through this profound and painful introspective rebirthing process all before their thirties lol.

 

Did @Mr. Serotonin leave us

 

Sadly the drive in tonight got cancelled bc they switched the movie times and it didn’t start until 11pm (and is an hour away)

instead she came over and we got drunk on white claws and took 4+ hours to watch a 69 minute movie

she only just left lmao

that was rly good for the soul

 

Oh yeah, i definitely feel this and think it often. Its really unhealthy though. Everyone does things at their own pace and you are right where you should be

 

i never had much direction to begin w as a kid so ill go ahead an say im cool w where i am and chalk it up as a win. yea im still a bit of a fuckup and got kind of lucky despite that but i wouldnt be where i am if i didnt work my ass off either.

 

Well i woke up quite nauseated. Think eating half a family size bag of chips immediately before bed has anything to do with it?

 

Depends. What flavour?

 

Sounds stupid but every job I’ve ever been in has allowed me to slack? And I still don’t feel like an adult because of it. Like...this is employment? I’ve never had a job where I’ve had to really work that hard. I feel kinda shitty about it. But at the same time I have absolutely no idea what I want to do in life so it’s like this bizarre limbo

 

omg my Lyft guy is such a bad driver I'm either going to die or barf and I'd prefer the former

 

Idk maybe...or u just read the news?