Shower Thoughts • Page 4

Also. Do normal dogs see the police dogs and say "oh shit! It's the cops!!!"

 

If James Harden had his own cooking show, it'd be called Dish Master.

That thought originally featured Joe Thornton instead of Harden, but I made it more accessible for you, the people.

Only black labs.

 

Do people perceive colors differently? Like, you grow up learning that grass is green, but what if someone else sees grass as being blue, but to them, it's green. This is something that's fucked with me for years.

 

I'm color blind so I guess

 

there's a line in Man I Feel Like A Woman where Shania says "I ain't gonna act politically correct I only wanna have a good time" and I have no clue what she means by it, was she running around saying the n word?
I imagine from the theme of the song she's just not acting polite and ladylike but that's not really PC now is it

 

I don't actually like that you're colorblind.

 

My cousin's eyes/brain sees brown as green and green as brown so he thought the world was hideous for years before realizing he just doesn't see it correctly.

 

I'll try to fix it but I doubt it'll work

 

Probably making edgy jokes and shit

I'm trying to recall the song but all I can hear in my head is the title line and then every part of "Any Man of Mine"

 

This is fascinating.

 

I constantly wonder that. I may or the person next to me have this totally different colour spectrum but will never know cause it's just your own normal

 

I feel bad for uncured pepperoni

 

Where do hamsters come from

 

Hamster parents u dumb dumb.

 

Black Labs matter.

 

I know there's a Wario and a Waluigi but is there a Wa equivalent for every character, is there a Wakirby and/or Wayoshi
Also I'm pretty sure Wa means evil so would Wabowser be super evil or chill

 

Wabowser rebelled against the idea that his name defines him and Bowser cryogenically froze him in order to never have someone like him against him

 

Its pretty weird we all had to get potty trained at some point.

 

I don't have to do anything I don't want to do

 

I watched a documentary about alien abductions once and the only knowledge I took away from it was that most people who claim to be abducted don't remember it until yearssss afterwards.

Every day I'm like, "Fuck, is this the day I'm going to remember I was abducted by aliens?"

 

Holy fuck that's as good a reason to keep on going as any. I want to believe

 

"Fuck why am i not watching school of rock right now" - me in the shower two hours ago

 

The phrase "come in handy" is a prefect euphemism for receiving a handjob to completion.