Shower Thoughts • Page 3

the shower is one of my creative hotbeds from the lil cartoons/doodles i do to my poetry. i have gotten deep, emotional, all the way to having fun & freestyling (for poetry) in the shower. lol

 

Buttock must refer to the cheek.

 

I've been watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer and I wonder how, if vampires are dead, do they get erections?

 

The thought of Spike being unable to get it up makes him a lot less cool

 

I was having bath thoughts. I was listening to Jimmy Eat World and was having an internal debate if Integrity Blues is my favorite song of theirs now. Then I used this peppermint body scrub my boss made for me and spent the rest of the time in heaven. Unlike other bath scrubs I've used this one like dissolved and made my skin so soft and smelled relaxing. Then I thought wow I'm cool on a Saturday night getting ready for bedtime at 6:30 PM. Then I stared at the ginormous bruise on my knee and wondered how I got it.

 

I wonder if anyone has ever watched just the final season of Breaking Bad and never watched the prior ones.

 

Yes.

 

No way

 

my mom did lol

 

Jeezus

 

Slightly relevant

 

Brilliant

 

I'm assuming hes never watched before

 

Yeah he's never watched it

 

What the fuck I just checked my podcast app and that wasn't there. Did he actually do it?

 

If you Freaky Fridayed yourself into somebody else's body would you be able to have consensual sex or no because it's not your body?

If Jamie Lee Curtis had had sex with Chad Michael Murray in Lindsay Lohan's body would that be statutory because it's an adult mind even though it's a teenage body?

 

Haha. Completely Lost is great idea for a podcast.

You guys hear bout this one...

Missing Richard Simmons

 

I would like to know the answer to this as well, thought about it when I watched freaky Friday and also in that weird body switch scene in the live action Scooby Doo when Fred is looking at Daphne/Buffy's body while he's her. What a sentence

 

Came up with this in the shower and everyone hates me bc I think it's brilliant and they think it's stupid.

The money you use to buy chicken nuggets is chicken tender.

 

Rigor Mortis?

 

Or cranes on top of buildings. Does a bigger crane lift it up onto there?

 

A++++ response.

 

Ain't that some shit?

 

what's Ja Rule doing right now?

 

Are police dogs good dogs?
They are dogs so that should render them inherently good , however they are part of a bad system and how cognizant/complicit they are of that is unclear

all cops are bad
all dogs are good
some cops are dogs

solve this logic puzzle