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Shower Thoughts • Page 2

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by iCarly Rae Jepsen, Jul 24, 2016.

  1. Kiana

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    ha I think I felt that way cause we were comparing ourselves to our other coworker who often brings in donuts and candy and treats, leaves drinks for people in the work fridge, makes you feel good about yourself, does favors a lot, etc. I feel she is very nice and thoughtful. I think I'm more nice with sometimes thoughtful tendencies lol.
     
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  2. Dirty Sanchez

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    We never received an update...
     
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  3. muttley

    "Fuck you, Peaches!" Prestigious

  4. TedSchmosby

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    There needs to be an advent calendar that counts down the days until the first of December.

    Sorry, you know how it is - you don't want to get in but once you're in there it's tough to get out
     
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  5. I thought for entirely too long once about skinning a potato and frying it whole, creating the biggest and fattest french fry ever. Still can't think about it without salivating
     
  6. TedSchmosby

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    Ideas like this are probably why it's a good thing I don't have a deep fryer
     
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  7. Ken

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    I wonder if @oldjersey has ever made ketchup from scratch
     
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  8. oldjersey

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    I was wondering the other day what happens if a tow truck breaks down? A bigger tow truck comes to tow it? Or the same size tow truck and handle it? Hmmm
     
  9. Ken

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    I suppose a smaller tow truck could come, but with more torque?
     
  10. Ken

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    I don't understand when people say "the world is perfect."

    In a perfect world, would they have... turkeys? I, I mean, have you ever seen turkeys? Like that weird thing they have....on their...

    I think what I'm trying to say... is that... turkeys... have that really weird red thing on their necks.
     
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  11. muttley

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    Turkeys are ballchinians
     
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  12. Ken

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    Why does Tired Hands Brewery have wavy arms as their logo?
     
  13. oldjersey

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    Cause microbrew snobs are idiots
     
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  14. Fucking Dustin

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    At what level of importance does "being murdered" become "being assassinated"?

    What's the most important you can be without your death being called an assassination?

    Furthermore, what's the least important you can be while your death is still called an assassination?
     
  15. Fucking Dustin

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    ^Not witty or anything I just always think about that
     
  16. iCarly Rae Jepsen

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    I believe assassination implies a political figure
     
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  17. Ken

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    yeah
     
  18. Fucking Dustin

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    By our current interpretation it often does but by literal definition it isn't exclusive to political figures, although it is used with them more often
     
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  19. oldjersey

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    Crappy shower thought Dustin sry
     
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  20. oldjersey

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    Whos a non political figure that was assassinated then
     
  21. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

     
  22. Ken

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    Jesus??
     
  23. Fucking Dustin

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    If your definition of political figure is a politician, then MLK.
     
  24. oldjersey

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    No!
     
  25. trevorshmevor Dec 15, 2016
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    How come the plural word "buttocks" becomes a singular word, "butt", when abbreviated? Shouldn't it still be "butts"? Unless the word "butt" is not an abbreviation, but rather the actual sum of two buttocks, I don't see why it should be a singular noun
     
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