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Should you toast Pop Tarts?

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by LuigiPeppercorn, Nov 21, 2019.

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Should you toast Pop Tarts?

  1. Yes

    14 vote(s)
    70.0%
  2. No

    6 vote(s)
    30.0%
  1. LuigiPeppercorn

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    Should you toast Pop Tarts?
     
  2. GrantCloud

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    no geek
     
  3. Dirty Sanchez

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    I mean, sure, why not. If you’re eating them, might as well. Because since you’re eating a pop tart, you’ve obviously hit rock bottom.
     
  4. Ken

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    Buy Toaster Strudels instead. Problem solved.
     
  5. riotspray

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    eat a bagel like an adult
     
  6. riotspray

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    which is another question.... should you toast a bagel?
     
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  7. Ken

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  8. Anthony_

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    no goddammit
     
  9. Ken

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  10. Anthony_

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  11. Anthony_

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    Pop Tarts are good toasted but you don't have to toast them, so I don't know how to answer this actually lol

    Best is getting one of the dessert-y flavors and freezing them, though.
     
  12. Ken

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    This thread is testing me in unexpected ways.
     
  13. Rob Hughes

    Play the Yakuza series

  14. Dirty Sanchez

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    Um no shit
     
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  15. riotspray

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    I would 100% toast a bagel, but apparently there are some NY bagel snobs that say you should never toast a fresh bagel. Maybe I've just never had a fresh bagel.
     
  16. riotspray

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    Strawberry Milkshake frozen pop tarts are the best varietal.
     
  17. Ken

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    they're wrong.

    this sounds made up, yo.
     
  18. LuigiPeppercorn

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    New Yorkers that say not to toast a bagel aren’t true New Yorkers
     
  19. riotspray

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    you're right

    I know it does, but trust me, they're really good that way. I never would've thought it, but once I tried it, it's the only way I've had pop tarts since. (not sure how well it works for other flavors though)
     
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  20. Ken

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    you buy strawberry milkshake poptarts... then you freeze them and eat them?
     
  21. riotspray

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  22. riotspray

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    yes
     
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  23. Ken

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    If the bagel is still warm from its initial preparation, then yes, don't toast it. Otherwise, how do you not toast it?
     
  24. Dirty Sanchez

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    You think I give a phuxk about New York opinions??
     
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  25. Anthony_

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    yeah you Midwesterners don't give a crap what us east coast liberal elites think, that's why you voted for Trump
     
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