Should you toast Pop Tarts?

Should you toast Pop Tarts?

 

no geek

 

I mean, sure, why not. If you’re eating them, might as well. Because since you’re eating a pop tart, you’ve obviously hit rock bottom.

 

Buy Toaster Strudels instead. Problem solved.

 

eat a bagel like an adult

 

which is another question.... should you toast a bagel?

 

no goddammit

 

Ugh

 

WHAT

 

Pop Tarts are good toasted but you don't have to toast them, so I don't know how to answer this actually lol

Best is getting one of the dessert-y flavors and freezing them, though.

 

This thread is testing me in unexpected ways.

 

pop tarts? more like pop farts bc they taste like ASS

cc: @Dog with a Blog

 

Um no shit

 

I would 100% toast a bagel, but apparently there are some NY bagel snobs that say you should never toast a fresh bagel. Maybe I've just never had a fresh bagel.

 

Strawberry Milkshake frozen pop tarts are the best varietal.

 

they're wrong.

this sounds made up, yo.

 

New Yorkers that say not to toast a bagel aren’t true New Yorkers

 

you're right

I know it does, but trust me, they're really good that way. I never would've thought it, but once I tried it, it's the only way I've had pop tarts since. (not sure how well it works for other flavors though)

 

you buy strawberry milkshake poptarts... then you freeze them and eat them?

 

I've never been to New York, but apparently it's a point of contention

Ask A Native New Yorker: Should I Toast This Bagel?

 

yes

 

If the bagel is still warm from its initial preparation, then yes, don't toast it. Otherwise, how do you not toast it?

 

You think I give a phuxk about New York opinions??

 

yeah you Midwesterners don't give a crap what us east coast liberal elites think, that's why you voted for Trump