Shazam! Fury of The Gods (David F. Sandberg, March 17, 2023) Movie • Page 7

graham crackers were invented for the same reason, that if people ate bland foods they wouldn't want to jack off

 

I did not know this bit of food lore.

My friend told me they love graham crackers and it didn’t affect their masturbation, so… yeah.

 

Yeah the opposite happens for me when I eat bland foods

 

Gotta say - that sounds like a wild conversation.

 

I hope these were separate conversations

 

I’m hoping it was in the same sentence and unprovoked.

 

I mean, no one should be masturbating because it's a sin.

I've only eaten plain oatmeal my entire life and never once have I been tempted to touch myself and go blind.

 

This was just way way way too silly. Felt like I was watching a Disney TV movie. Really something too condescending the star power.

Someone said it in the thread, that opening scene with the sisters was great though. Doesn’t feel like it fit with everything else really.

 

If Philly was under a giant dome and attacked by griffins and a minotaur I'd be like I guess the Eagles won or lost

 

Can't believe all the drama around this movie bombing. Zachary Levi's last post on Instagram defending the movie and asking people to please go see it and give it a chance is pretty crazy to me. Can't remember any other movie where the lead star was in that position.

 

it’s like he’s convinced his career is on the fritz if things continue to plummet. how long until he goes full carano?!

 

Wonder if it would have been more successful as a Disney plus release.

 

This is WB. It wouldn’t be on Disney+.

 

I really liked this. Just as much fun as the first for me.

 

Damn. Not surprised given the box office though.

 

Sky High deserves better

 

Does it

 

Sky High and this both deserve better imho

 

I thought this was a good time! Certainly not the worst superhero movie you could watch this year.

 

'Shazam!' director hesitated making another IP-based movie, because of 'very crazy' fans