In sixth grade I was in a band called “Toast”. Our first album was gonna be called “Burnt Toast”. We were so slick.
Every single time I play Doki Doki Literature Club and its many mods, I always think that "Portrait of Markov" would be a sick band name. I mean, shit, it already looks perfect in a super br00t4l deathcore font.
All That Romaines - surf rock from Nashville. Lead singer is vegan. Mostly play kids birthday parties and the occasional opener for cover bands.
Guess I'll Just Die. Some sort of pop-punk/metal hybrid like if early name taken and rufio had a band baby. (somewhat serious about starting this lol)
Normal Jeans - a metalcore band playing Botch covers and wearing loose blue jeans instead of skinny jeans.
I read the other day that Steinbeck's wife said the only time he cried was when his pet rat Burgess died. Therefore I thought a strong pretentious band name would be "Tears for Burgess" or "Burgess Tears".
Tonight at work some guy yelled "That would be a horrible portal!" and I think Horrible Portal would be a neat name
When I got the first Guitar Hero game I named my band/save file after the three TV shows I was utterly obsessed with at the time - 24 Lost Heroes - and I genuinely haven't been able to come up with anything I've preferred since. Probably a good thing.