Severance • Page 59

this shit gave me goosebumps lmao

 

I figured out who Drummond reminds me of and it’s John Goodman’s character from Community

 

i just took it as he has lots of mistresses who get access to Severance to give birth.

 

I don't think Jame is getting it up anymore. There was also a news report in season one about a woman getting pregnant a month after her severance. I think it's probably safe to assume the worst here. We already know Lumon is involved in IVF; they're likely mass breeding Eagans.

 

Yeah, now THAT was the good stuff. Very hyped for next week.

 

I wish you'd take them raw

 

Weird why some people were saying otherwise. I’ll take it though!

 

Outtie Irv and Innie Dylan got their last “refusal of the call” moments ahead of what I can only imagine is going to be a fucked up last episode. My expectation is Outtie Irv and Innie Dylan turn around and head back to the battlefield now fully ready to fight for their lives (and love) and we get a few glorious minutes of reintegrated Super Mark kicking ass and a really bad end (seemingly) for Helly R. I think we don’t get any real satisfying reintegrated Mark adventures until season 3.

 

it's because when the listing for the episode went up last night, Apple mistakenly labelled it as 45 minutes long (the same length as the latest episode). it's since been corrected.

 

Cobel is absolutely gonna ruin Marks life for good

 

Amending this theory to include the possibility Harmony has a history with the birthing cabins/helping raise the children in some capacity.

 

Soooo Kobel said Gemma would be dead if Cold Harbour is complete. Does that mean either it is a transferring consciousness thing or the last room is to simulate death? Both are already theories I’ve seen floating around.

 

just a really funny image

 

I think outie Dylan rejects innie Dylan's resignation cause he doesnt want to look for a job again lol

 

I kinda want Mark, Dylan, and Irv's outies to all meet by the end of the season.

 

milkshake had all those reforms at the beginning of the season and one of them was that the innie's could resign whenever they wanted and their outtie can't reject it.

 

What happened with the employees before our group of four started working if they couldn’t resign before? Did their outties die? Or is the department new and I missed that?

 

They never said but I imagine their department started around the time when they decided to try to get Gemma come in for the testing, because obviously it seems like they targeted her.

 

This is my kind of content

 

just showed up

 

I haven’t seen any critics mention the finale besides the run time. I wonder if there’s a review embargo. I don’t want spoilers, just hype.