Saltburn (Emerald Fennell, December 1, 2023) Movie • Page 14

No one has heard of the worst living director

 

Uwe Boll is alive and still making movies. He has to be a strong contender

 

No that is unfortunately an exaggeration as well

 

I’ve directed some shit. I’m still alive

 

Subway ads?

 

Aren't Boll's films just elaborate ways to exploit European film tax incentives?

 

If so, cool

 

Are we counting guys like Harold Cronk or Kevin Sorbo for worst living director? Or is Christian Facsist propaganda too obvious

 

you guys know what he means and are trying to twist yourselves into pretzels to feign ignorance lol. is emerald fennell worse than the intro to directing film department professor at your local community college? maybe no (can't be certain what they got cooking). is she worse that basically every other prominent director currently going? yes.

 

I can only imagine trying to talk sports. The Carolina Panthers aren't that bad; they could destroy my local high school team.

 

No the probably couldn’t. They suck.

 

For my money, as far as working directors go, it’s hard to get worse than either modern day Guy Ritchie or Matthew Vaughn.

 

The worst part about going to the movies the last few months has been that Vaughn cat movie trailer.

 

it's 100% the Bob Marley trailer, it makes me irrationally angry and feels like a slap to the face of Bob Marley

 

The Covenant, maybe not by much, is definitely better than Saltburn and Promising Young Woman.

 

I didn’t start seeing the Vaughn one til recently and it is painful. Haven’t seen the Marley one yet.

 

it does kinda suck what Guy Ritchie turned into but his movies are just fun dad movies, they are good but fine for what they are

 

The mark Whalberg dog movie is up there for me

 

luckily I've only seen it once, I swear I've seen the bob marley trailer before every movie the last 3+ months

 

Didn’t see that one. But Aladdin and the Sherlock Holmes movies are pretty terrible.

 

I consider those just paycheck movies. The gentlemen was pretty fun.

 

it’s time for you to meet the

REAL

AGENT

ARGYLLE

 

The worst are like The Nun where some creepy little girl is lunging at me

 

“Argylle” has a $200 million budget. That’s insane to me.

 

they’re planning a trilogy!