Sabrina Carpenter - Man's Best Friend (August 29, 2025) Album • Page 3

Good cover and good single we are soooo back

 

The song is too cutesy for me. The discourse is insane, tho.

 

I don't mind sexiness/sex in music at all. This cover art and stuff like the ass-eating mimicking strikes me as just typical tryhard attention-seeking from someone whose main directive as a pop star (it's in the job description) is to command the greatest slice of the attention economy possible.

 

But you don't get it. It's tongue in cheek.

 

Buncha prudes

 

“Attention-seeking”? Yeah, sure. She’s a pop star who’s been an entertainer since childhood, lol.

“Tryhard” is so obviously wrong, though. Whether you find this silly, sexy act of hers fun or tiresome, it clearly comes naturally for her. I’d argue the casual confidence in her nonsense is in fact one of her main selling points.

 

Normal chorus behavior Josh

 

it sounds like you very much do mind sexiness/sex in music, tbh

 

I asked ChatGPT to write lyrics to a song entitled “Man’s Best Friend” in the style of Sabrina Carpenter. Here is the chorus it came up with:

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(Chorus)

Oh, you’re my man’s best friend,
Through every twist, every turn, every bend
You make me laugh, you make me see
That love’s simple when you’re here with me
From the first "woof" to the last tail spin
You’ll always be my man’s best friend

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So maybe we’ve got this all wrong and Sabrina is re-entering her Disney era.

 

"Clearly comes naturally" lmao. She's just doing her job.

 

Simply don’t use ChatGPT

 

If I could ban people for any use of ChatGPT, I would!

 

(I mean, @Jason Tate might be fine with it, who knows.)

 

stop doing this. write your own song.

 

I daresay if everyone's go-to comparison for ypur cover art is Smell the Glove, "sexiness" might not have been achieved.

 

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And this job comes naturally to her, lol. She performs it well and finds it all quite silly. No idea what this point is, but whatever.

 

Remember last album when people in here tried to call her out for problematic behavior because she made "Juno"

 

Hell hath no fury like men when they are not the target audience for something

 

This is rivaling the conversation from a few years ago when one or two people were upset that Taylor Swift cursed and were stoked about the censored version

 

buncha tipper gore ass posters in here

 

It took three bottles of water to cool the servers that ChatGPT used to generate this chorus that sounds nothing like Sabrina Carpenter

 

how did I miss this??

 

You guys probably won’t believe me, but that was literally the first time I have ever used ChatGPT, and I think it will be my last. I have no defense for my terrible post, but I will leave it up as a mark of shame.