sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 748

good ep

 

I spy with my little eye something black

 

your shirt

 

your dark mode?

 

dylan's heart

 

It’s fun to go read people’s thoughts/opinions and things I may have missed in movies they chat about, but I rather not post anything on the risk of someone being a condescending twat about it

 

Balls?

Am I still doing this right?

 

No

 

holy fuck yes! I wasn't sure if anyone would guess it haha

 

your shoes?

 

@dylan what do you spy with your little eye

 

Dude next to me at the gas station just drove off with the gas pump still in his gas tank and it ripped the hose off. So he got out, laid it on the ground then left without telling anyone.

 

"I don't have little eyes. I have very close to normal sized eyes, thank you very much!" - @dylan

 

classic zoolander

 

It was @Mr. Serotonin

 

I just made a joke at work that I thought was decent at best and someone here is still crying laughing about it.


Mmmkaugh

 

Tell the thread

 

larry and tonin work together???

 

LOL Calc you l8r

 

I wouldn't of let that gas go to waste and I would've drank it, speshally if it was Premium.

 

One of my co-workers was going around with venison jerky offering it to people and I said "no thanks I don't want to eat Bambi. Not that there's anything wrong with it, just personal choice"

Same co-worker comes around offering organic grapes, and I say "sure"

She says "Oh, so you're not offended by organic grapes"

I respond with "Well, of course not. There's not a Disney movie about organic grapes"

Got a couple of chuckles, and the one co-worker who is currently choking on their food

 

Haha jerky

 

Still better than the apple joke

 

It’s people like that who make @Kingjohn_654 think that he’s funny

 

I should tell her the apple joke, shouldn't I?