sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 733

Not enough butter/10

 

We went to IHOP and Sanch asked what I ordered cuz I thought he cared. So I told him my order and never gave me his thoughts, just liked it and moved on.

There was butter on my pancakes!

 

Okay atreyu

 

another day of girlfriend getting a snow day and asking me to join while i look at my bank account and cry tears of blood

 

I keep thinking today is Thursday. Fuck.

Snow day though! It’s going to be a true test of strength getting work done with both a needy cat and a mischievous bf doing their damndest to distract me.

 

It's cold and I just want to stay in bed with the covers over my head. I should probably get up and distract myself though

 

if we really get 20+ inches i'm just giving up

 

Is this a sex thing

 

i'm not that adventurous

 

Wait wut. You're scaring me because we don't live too far from each other

 

hold on to your asshole, Larry

 

idk why the fuck that happened but the attachment works if you click

 

LD asshole level: held

 

I got pretty drunk last night. 1 bottle wine + 4 miller lites and I was lit.

 

@Larry David @SlappinCups lunch plans?

 

@Dirty Sanchez broke the picture function

 

looks like images are broken haha

 

Leftover pasta. What about you bud?

 

this is the trashiest thing i've ever heard and i mean that as a compliment

 

@Dirty Sanchez are you mister robut

 

i'm thinkin a 'rito

 

Damnnnnnn, I was thinkin' burg or wings but a 'rito sounds pretty good too. From where?

 

Florida man gets wine drunk, drinks a few Miller lites and then performs petty deli robbery at local Publix

 

i just think chasing $13 wine with a flight of domestic light beers is so wonderfully American, i only wish i was made of the same stuff