sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 728

When I was a kid I needed to feed my turtle and in order to make it easier for him I took the fish out of the tank to suffocate it but I covered the fish with a cup as if that would cause it to suffocate, and not simply being out of water. Kids are dumb.

 

Is this a sex thing?

 

Have they heard the apple joke?

 

No. @KingofSpain asked if I could tell my professor, but I don't wanna fail the class

 

@Dog Fish have you heard the popcorn story?

 

He never answered my god damn question the other day

 

What was your question? Maybe I could answer it for you

 

Well, it was originally meant for you actually. It was when i tagged him accidentally. Somethin' 'bout *******, i think. But that's really just an educated guess.

 

@Dog Fish Fuck you James

 

@Dog Fish answer @Mr. Serotonin question you coward!

 

There is a very high likelihood it was about ******* tbh

 

I'd give it a 90% chance.

 

Nice

 

thank you

 

I left the office during work hours for the first time in forever.

Went to the gas station. Got pork rinds and powerade zero. Blue, of course.

Feels good bro.

 

No

not really in a primary no

 

Ugh healthcare system sucks. I have pretty good insurance and I’m having a colonoscopy done Thursday cause seems like I have an autoimmune system disease like crohns and it’s gonna cost $1,100 WITH insurance. Imagine if I didn’t have it. Lordy.

 

As much as that would suck, i hope that's the case!

 

That would be me, I have it on record that he does drugs too

 

I meant the insurance but aslso yes that too. I’d be pretty mad if they were like jk we still don’t know what’s wrong with you. An answer is all I ask which has already been difficult at this point

 

Just bought tickets to see Slayer. Although I'm more excited for Lamb of God and Behemoth opening for them than actually seeing Slayer .

 

hi

 

can't spell iCarly Rae Jepson without NARC

 

Y'all I get IHOP for dinner

 

What'd you order?