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Why do you keep your bud in your wallet is a better question

 

Did you ever smoke out the python?

 

i only did it the one time and then i stopped because i realized it was easy to forget.

 

wat

 

That's a legitimate question!

 

In high school we smoked up my cat, and every time we smoked after he'd scratch at the door because he wanted to come in. God, what an asshole I was

 

That cat is still alive by the way, so maybe I did the right thing

 

Turns out there was a lump on his Kanye Breasts

That ultimately led to his Kanye Death.

The end.

Jfc

 

Your cat probably hated you for leaving him alone and then hated you even more for blowing smoke in his face.

 

Voting against him sounds great but I wasn't gonna identify as a republican to do so

 

This weiner dog i was with one time got so high she couldn't use her back legs anymore. They just sort of dragged behind and every coupla steps she'd look back like, "wtf, catch up guys".

 

There once was a butter boy.

He died.


The end.

Fanny pack

 

I've never smoked so I got nothing, sorry

 

Tell us a story about the first time you tried to introduce butter into the bedroom

 

How high did someone have to get to create a show where their dog had a blog?

 

Never.


The end.

 

Narc confirmed

 

i think a blogger just got so high that they became a dog.

 

@Dog with a Blog Can you confirm

 

Is Ian still a police occifer?

 

can neither confirm nor deny

 

I'm not really sure how this wine got a 90. I also don't know how wine ratings work. @Ken

 

smart

 

I'm a psychologist

 

Nvm the wine is good now. Though i did accidentally split the cork in 2, and had to take out the two seperate pieces. Luckily they didn't shred.