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I guess I can tell a story

the time of this story is around six at night. so about a year ago I went to buy weed from my dealer who lived in walking distance from me. I also needed to go by the post office which is right by his apartment. I go to his place first, buy the weed and then go pick up my mail from my PO box. I walk home and when I get there I reach into my pocket for the weed, but it's not there. I am now freaking out. I retrace my steps all the way back to the post office, where it's lying on the floor. the end

 

One time I opened my wallet to pay this nice cashier at Walgreens and was so high I forgot there were 7g in my wallet and we just had to pretend she didn’t see it or smell it.

 

nice

 

how big is your wallet? lol

 

When I was in high school my girlfriend at the time and myself were at a party that got busted. We were outside and she dug a hole while the cops were talking to other people and stashed our weed there. When we went back the next day it was still there. Nice

 

to be fair, he was high af

 

What can ya do ya know? Nothin’ I could’ve done differently. Onward.

 

I don't know many people who can fit a qtr into their wallet lol

 

About 6g wide. It was a tad smushed.

 

she is a genius

 

by wallet do you mean a zippered pouch? lol

 

I was pretty impressed, I thought for sure she was going to get caught haha

 

very true, otherwise I wouldn’t of been in a Winn Dixie in the first place

 

Like a burlap sack

 

being high in Winn Dixie is the worst

 

oh ok

 

Jacob had a hippy pouch he carried on his back

 

backpack....it was a backpack

 

"you want some kind bud bruh?"

 

One of these:

 

Does that mean you voted in the Republican primary

 

Why DONT you guys have wallets that can fit enough kind buds for a fortnight?

 

god damn this made me lol

 

this one time my friend and I went to go buy weed at this creepy single wide trailer and the owner had a python, and I think he also sold meth but he had some good weed. the end

 

I avoid traveling with weed as much as humanly possible.