sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 714

How are things going in general, bud??

 

does she snicker eating a snickers

 

This is a good question. Or a snickerdoodle?!

 

better than i can express, it's seriously so nuts to me. i think i mentioned that i was afraid she's too wholesome for my vulgar self but at dinner on Saturday she asked if it bothers me when she swears and i was like "NO PLEASE SWEAR" and she let out all the fucks ever haha.

idk, so far it's Cracker Barrel cheese sticks that really light her fire

 

this story makes me smile. So happy for you, bud

 

Are you being a bad influence on her?

 

thanks buddy

no but she is definitely keeping my ass in check haha

 

tbf those cracker barrel cheese sticks are worth getting that excited about

 

when i put the letter 's' in my work browser it's first suggestion is Brian Fallon's setlist.fm page do i have a problem

 

I wanted to try that intermittent fasting craze. I’ve made it all of three hours before getting so hungry I could die. So this one is off the table.

 

Well you tried

 

Hehe nice.

Yeah she does

 

3 hours!?

 

There’s a dude walking laps around the rows of cardio equipment and I’m like “my dude the treadmill is literally right there”

 

Honestly same

 

Well. Since I woke up. I guess it’s been 15 since I last ate.

 

This is still the greatest

 

Ted Cruz killed the thread- pretty fitting

 

aftanoon all

 

He likes butter so he can't be all bad right?

 

teddy is cruzing for a bruising

 

he probably cooks his eggs in olive oil though

 

Was ted Cruz the one who liked something on p***h** and it was connected to his Twitter??

 

He liked a porn tweet.