sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 699

it dropped out of a bus

 

Weekend went too fast

I feel super tired today

I want to go home

 

Why am I awake already

 

Did my son wake you too?

 

Morning!

 

I feel very accomplished this weekend. Completed all of the painting for the nursery and actually got it about 90% completely set up

 

When is the baby due?

 

well, hello there

 

y'know I really really like the covers for all my books

just sitting here looking at them all and smiling

I did good

 

@iCarly Rae Jepsen birthday!

My old friend

Yeah you did

 

you're not wrong

 

fuck this cold front btw

 

about to get some of that dank

god is good

 

my old man’s bladder sudden urge to piss

 

Garrett posting right after this is the cutest coincidence haha

 

Ah, the joys of being an adult

 

I can usually sleep 6-8 through the night with no problem. But the instant I have to piss the game is over. A couple days ago that meant I was wide awake at 4:30 which was totally cool

 

i can't wait for the first fire drill of the season. in a 44 story building, when everyone who leaves has to scanned back in through security one at a time, it's a glorified two hour paid break.

 

You know you have to name the baby Ian then right?

 

having to wake up to take a piss in the middle of the night is the worst. especially if it's cold

 

rubber sheets baby, kill the middle man

 

save water, piss beds

 

to each their own I guess

 

if it’s yellow let it mellow
if it’s brown flush it down