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Ten minutes before class? Tyme 2 stuh dee four mie kwiz. Lol that test earlier was hella easy

 

I thought he was 6'9 420 this whole time

 

Nice

 

have you seen my credit score? I'm on fire

 

420 isn't a good credit score, Ken

 

It's actually 469 thank you very much

 

@Joe4th giving out those likes today

 

Now my gf is convinced that we should change our wifi to insult our incredibly loud and rude neighbors who passively threatened our puppy. Hmmmmmmmmm. What to make it.

 

*Neighbors name*'s mom

 

Or the exact same thing as theirs but replacing a 1 with an I or vice versa (or replacing an I with a lowercase L)

 

So if her name is Tara, you'd change it to "Tara's Mom's Wifi?" The only problem is that the household is the teenage daughter, the leatherfaced mom (she's ruined her skin from spending too much time in tanning beds), and the grandma who seems to be in her mid 60s but is kind of a mute. I know I'm being really mean. But... fuck those people.

 

I like this. Some deep-seated psychological warfare.

 

wow that is sinister and genius for these kinds of situations

 

the people downstairs named their WiFi “thanks for farting in my bedroom”

 

the neighbor has to change her name to Stacy

 

"IfYouThreatenMyPuppyAgainIWillLiterallyBoilYouAliveLikeTomHanks'sSon"

 

I feel like I've trained my body on when to poop. The second I sit down with the intention of writing - BOOM - time to poop

 

Who hype for warp tour lineup?!?

 

Disappointed that ETID is playing.

 

lol omg it's the worst

 

That lineup is terrible. I'm sad that I've never gone to Warped and that it's ending on one I wouldn't go to in a million years.

 

No Timothy!!

 

Wish ETID wouldn’t associate with trash

 

Seeing em on 4/24 now! So excited

 

HAZ U SEEZ WARP3D LINE ^