sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 649

Seriously though, I'm really sorry. That's a definite bummer.

 

i'll concede he's alright looking for a man on a strict chicken parm diet

 

He needs to live that @oldjersey life even though he's in Florida

 

it's hard to find good gravy below the mason-dixon

 

Florida is the new jersey

 

Our tomato sauce isn't THAT bad

 

Think I deserve an award for stupidest injury right now. I got a piece of wood stuck from a decorative wall under my nail cause I missed reaching for napkins at a restaurant. Hard to explain but the napkins were close to this wall and I overshot grabbing the napkins. I’ve been lifting and carrying heavy furniture all day and this is how I hurt myself.

 

RUOK?

 

I once had a guy jump down a stairwell (probably 12 steps) onto my foot, fracturing it. That was such a dumb injury that I can't process. lol

 

did u bump, bro?

 

I don't know what bump means, but we docked afterwrd

 

i am confused

 

and that is okay

 

They're talkin' about docking, which I believe is a sexual thing. I think it's when you touch tips, but i'm not 100% sure.

 

i thought docksing was when a boat leaks all your personal info online

 

you guys are fuckin lucky im outta here in 7 minutes

 

Let's just compromise and agree that it's most likely a combination of both of these guesses.

 

I'm going to Happy Hour from 4:00-8:00...technically only half the time will be happy hour I guess. Pray for me

 

see, told you - Jacob is only drunk for 4 hours a day guys

 

You're 100% correct, depending on the day.

 

I tried to spider jump on two walls in a hallway once and sprained my ankle pretty bad

I was drunk

 

@Henry has a folder filled with saved pictures of me.

 

joelian baker

 

That's a loose concept of hour

 

@Shrek docking is a showing of love that takes place between a circumcised man and an uncircumcised man.