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Has someone made this joke to me?!? God, that’s good. I hate it...but it’s good.

 

oh damn that's a rough allergy to have!

 

is your blog full of jokes?

 

Mostly biscuit reviews, but I am funny.

 

Nah I’m being dramatic cause I love bread

 

I found out my ex is dating someone and it's been more of a punch to the gut than I anticipated.

 

im sorry man. for what it's worth, sometimes experiencing something that was once so familiar is just shocking no matter how we actually feel. i hope you're okay

 

It was 60 degrees and sunny yesterday

and now today it's 34 and we're getting 3-6 inches of snow

when I of course will be driving a ton tonight since I'm going to see Phoebe Bridgers

 

we haven't got any more snow where I am, just friggin ice

 

so @lobstervegan and I worked very hard yesterday and I am proud to say that my new book (Night Work) will be released in a couple of days. probably on Friday. I'm just waiting for it to go up on Amazon, etc. I am so excited for it to be out. you have no idea. now I can focus entirely on the next one (Eat the Rich—coming soon)

good morning

 

Very proud of my friend :)

 

Amazing! Just started reading I'm Your Astronaut last night!

 

God fucking damnit I went this entire flu season without getting infected until now.

 

@angrycandy what's your favorite Russian Circles song?

 

But you used my patented method of avoiding human contact
Feel better

 

I'm familiar with them but I haven't listened to a lot of their stuff and I haven't really kept up with them over the years either. am I fucking up? the only instrumental music I really listen to anymore is Godspeed

 

Should've actually followed your rules

hope you feel better buddy

 

I have watched Moana like 10 times this week.

 

Moana mo problems

 

hot date tonight
started the day by smashing my next weight goal
lady at rite aid scanned a $8 off coupon someone left behind

come at me WORLD

 

How much were you spending at Rite Aid and on what

 

$42 on

- deodorant
- spray
- nail clippers
- lint roller
- ***doms
- chapstick
- toothpaste
- toothbrush

 

Godspeed and Russian Circles are both coming here in a couple months and I'm not able to go to either! :(. I haven't really been keeping up with RC either but last night I was high and checked out their latest album Guidance. It's wonderful.

 

there are still so many things i am realizing i left at Elena's and must replace, very excited for that part to end

 

You broke one of my Dylan rules, I hate when I'm buying one thing at the pharmacy and the person in front of me has 15 items