sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 564

how should I answer the salary question?

Should I ask for $500,000?

 

has @dylan finally become @robotdylan ?

 

yes

 

ask for 100000000 doll hairs and health insurance and dental plan

 

Always ask for $499,999.99.

It sounds like much less when you phrase it that way!

 

In gum

 

Looks like more to me because there are more numbers. It’s not, but it looks like it might be.

 

Ask in true Sanch fashion. I want my salary to be Xx500Xx000XxD0Ll@r$

 

Pick Delongest number you can think of @Dirty Sanchez

 

" I'd like to be paid in Thursday and Thrice releasing new music"

 

@Mr. Serotonin why didn't you like this post? This is shitposting at its finest

 

Yeah I definitely back this

Watching great comedians/improvisers turn into what Carey turned into is so sad and gross (IMO)

 

and he's so bad at hosting lol. I watched an episode of it a few months ago, dude told the contestant entirely wrong directions then said "whoops, at least you get to spin the wheel"

 

@Mr. Serotonin What's for lunch?

 

More of these steak tacos I made last night haha

 

That's not funny Jacob

 

hahaha

 

I HAVE AWOKEN.

Iannnnnnnn

It's been going well, thanks for asking! Bear is a handful, i was able to hit the ground running with the new job, and i'm just hanging out in my downtime.

Only thing I miss about MO is my family and the BBQ. There's nothing here :(

 

that's great to hear, very cool. i assume with Bear and the new job that meeting people isn't exactly a huge priority right now, but is that going alright too? there's gotta be a decent bbq place somewhere in town and someone's gotta know about it

 

Lol I feel like absolute trash. This is going to be such a long day.

And @Colby Searcy no I haven’t had Oreos and nacho cheese but I have met people who have and they swear by it

 

Almost everything is funny @Larry David , you’ll learn that

 

You'd think creating Seinfeld and Curb would have taught him that

 

Thank you friendly robot

 

Have you seen Larry David's personality? Cynical as they come!

 

You mean like dating? I mean I have a tinder but it's not a priority or anything and I don't really expect anything to come of it, it's just a time waster while I use the bathroom.

@thenewmatthewperry and I are supposed to be hanging out in a couple days, so that'll be cool too!
Eric, where's a good BBQ place here?

How are things going with you? What's new? What's your focus right now? What's your credit card info?