sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 553

'zactly, you get it.

 

gotta be seltzer

 

@Larry David that Mountain Dew Ice is mad good and i cosign it. it's also only like 100 calories a glass and is my go to cheat drink

 

One of my dad's friends is named Seltzer.


EDIT: Oh wait, no. Spritzer. Which also sounds like a bubbly drink.

 

google tells me

Seltzer water is just plain water that has been artificially carbonated. ... Seltzer water and club soda are very similar, but there is a notable difference between the two. Unlike seltzer, mineral-like ingredients are added to club soda to enhance the flavor

 

That somehow confused me more.

 

Luckily I haven’t had any shady transactions on it, but definitely have heard horror stories

 

it's really good

 

Every time I drink the passion fruit flavor la croix I think of that damn drake song

 

wat

 

Drizzy got me on that passion fruit vibe

 

Orthodontist Update: I’ll be wearing a retainer to move my teeth back into position for six weeks then having another permanent retainer put in.

I’ve been told I look like Tom Brady by a stranger today and it was meant as a compliment.

Also found out some girls at work are crushing on me hardcore so now I get to fluster them and I’m living for it.

And, *clears throat* UNDEROATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

fuckin' banner Garrett day!

 

so no braces?!?!

 

everything's coming up Lemons

(now without sarcasm)

 

My mom’s gonna be so bummed UNDEROATH cuss now. She likes them. Autocorrect capitalizing that works for me.

NOPE! Still got the wisdom teeth exam next week to get final pricing, though.

 

Still! That's great!

 

It’s been a good day. I got a chick-fil-a ice cream cone to celebrate.

 

Totally didn’t cry listening to this. Nope. Totally didn’t.

 

Yeah. As soon as I get the pricing of the surgery, I’m gonna adjust my gofundme (and include the ortho costs) and hope so can schedule it before I go tonight florida in april.

 

@Fucking Dustin more proof that we’re the same. I swear we’re linked somehow and our bad stuff happens at the same time. Hope things get better for you soon.

And thanks everyone. I really appreciate. I’ve felt like I’ve been kind of distant on here lately and it’s not because of you, I’m just drained and stressed

 

2 things:

Didn't realize you were a UO fan. Did you know I have a tattoo for them?

Also you talking about Momma Lemons reminded me that my mother was shocked and taken aback when she first heard They're Only Chasing Safety. It was quite hilarious

 

Also my wisdom tooth is hurting me lately as well

 

reading through some of the posts in here today and I just feel so incredibly lucky to be a part of this group and to have found such kind, funny and considerate people to call my friends. I don't say it enough but y'all are the best

 

I hit rewind like 5 times the first time I listened to the new Underoath song. I'm like "what could that be other than f******"