sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 518

hey, hi, how ya dern?

 

omw

 

You live everyday like it's national Margarita day mad respect

 

Culligan dude came and replaced our water tank, the heathen didn’t even take off his boots in my kitchen though and tracked salt and dirt in, this is why we can’t have nice things

 

You really want strangers to take their shoes off in your house?

 

Last time Comcast was here they had these bag type things they slipped over the actual shoes, I figured he would have something like that since it is like five degrees and snow

 

I guess i'm gonna go get my fuckin' hairs cut. I hate getting hairs cut...but it's been almost six months

 

i love getting my hair cut. the wind made my hair fuckin' wild today.

 

What'd you like about it?

 

i think i look damn fine with a fresh groomin' is all

 

Oh, hahah. It almost always looks way better afterwards, I just hate the process and payin' for it. Best part about my ex was free haircuts at the house

 

Six months? Damn I go twice a month haaa

 

Holy hell, fuck that haha. I get it like a 5 guard on the sides and longer on top. Usually let that go for 3 months but this time I just let it go past the awkward stage. I aim for 4-5 haircuts a year max

 

I go once a month or so or else it gets messy and I feel gross

 

The line was to the door. Took me about 25 minutes to get to order. I should have left but I waited. Also I fucked up and got sour cream. :( At least I'm not the lady who put lettuce in her burrito.

Hell yeah

 

Haha that’s fair, when I say twice a month one time is for an actual cut, and the other time two weeks later is for a neck/sides trim which she does for free but I still tip her. I generally keep it longer on top and keep the sides and back to a fade, but my hair grows ridiculously fast and is super thick so kinda harder to manage.

And I low key have a crush on her so

 

if i let my hair grow it becomes a 6 year old's poofy bedhead, i'm riddled with cowlicks, gotta keep 'em under control

 

@Mr. Serotonin how did the dadmeet go last night?

 

And diet cig is playing lol

This is the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me thank you

 

Me thinking about seeing the literal real saint st Vincent on Saturday got me hyped


Also fuck @St. Nate the fakest st out there

 

Haha it went really well! Short and brief how id hoped. I told people about it in the dating thread if you want more info but I’m currently making this lady mad typing while she’s trying to cut my hairs

 

don't want to piss off someone with scissors near your head

 

Alcohol warms you up

What the hell is wrong with lettuce in a burrito?

 

What hair are we talking about cutting here?


Taking my son to get his first hair cut this weekend

 

If you like soggy lettuce, nothing at all.