sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 497

That's what V-Day says Ian, I can't repeat it

 

I'm feeling this

 

salutations

 

THE dad. Faccckkkkkkkkkkk. And we're gonna be near a lake, so if he doesn't like me, you may never see or hear from me again.

 

sometimes you do like the solar system and planet out

 

My love, for you I would bake all of the cupcakes in the world, I would let our child shit every night at bath time for the rest of our lives, for you I would even give up butter for a day. For you, my love here is this **** for your birthday. - Colby

 

like the CEO of dads

 

"Prince Williams ain't do it right if you ask me, if I was him I would have Mary Kate and Ashley"

 

Ya make me melt like butta. luh ya, mean it

 

The Lord Almighty?

 

So far this is tops

 

“Im sorry”

Fuck....Ted Danson....that is intimidating

 

thank you

 

Maybe?! I dunno I haven't met him yet!

 

Ted Danson has great hair

 

Just add the 720 half pipe to it

 

I can't see Ted Danson without thinking of how fucked up he was in Damages.

 

It's almost like, an annoying amount in that picture

 

better than finding out you're gonna be a dad tonight

 

Yeah, when you put it like that, this seems really easy. Thanks, Cups.

 

Seriously though, are you going to dinner or something? I met a dad over dinner once and I did not really enjoy that experience, but he was a douche nozzle

 

*Mr. Serotonin meeting Sloane's dad*

[Mr. S wipes blazin' sauce off his hand and extends it for a handshake]

"Hello Sir, did you know that in 1961, Goodyear experimented with an illuminated tire? Lit from the inside by glass incandescent bulbs, the softly glowing white tires never left the show circuit."

 

Starbucks coffee tastes like butt

Don’t @ me

 

No, I actually already had dinner plans at BWW with friends. This will be afterwards, at this park in his neighbourhood. I'll prolly have 5 beers at dinner and then won't be nervous at all.

I haven't had the greatest luck with past gf's parents. One of their dad's ended up getting caught in a child pornography ring. One of them cheated on his wife constantly and stole from his company to support his own business and was extremely arrogant/but also dumb. So hopefully he's not either of those two things.