sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 472

What are your best openers? My go to has gotten stale it seems.

 

I dunno I never do this

 

Is it truck month? Cuz I wanna show you the F series

 

This might work in Texas...

 

"Have you read my posts Chorus dot f m?"

 

Goddammit lolll

 

You only trying to pickup rednecks?

 

Dude Im lonely help me

 

I figure I've got the left covered already. Gotta work the other side

 

This should be your opener

 

“ketchup on sushi?”

 

"want to see some fucked up food covered in ketchup?"

 

Hmmmm good luck with that. You probably wouldn’t last a minute







That’s what she said

 

If anyone agrees and likes that, you’ve truly met your soulmate

 

There is a woman crying at the bar with her friend to my right and two guys talking about how much they wish they could deer hunt to my left.

 

she's crying because of those deer being murdered

 

“You know what it’s like realizing your boyfriend loves his race car more than me?”

What part of the country am I in

 

@iCarly Rae Jepsen hey man, is it cool if I picture you with a strong, masculine jawline?

 

I can't control your imagination man

 

I don't know what you look like.

 

The heck is going on tn

 

Ian, is it okay if I picture you with a funny hat?

 

*nice

 

it's inaccurate but again I can't control your imagination, wouldn't want to stifle your creative process

 

I will take you there *cue music