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I just paid $3 in dimes for an energy drink bc I am desperate.

 

Apparently there’s a RHCP cover band called the Red Not Chili Peppers and I’m honestly surprised I’ve never heard that pun before now.

 

I know he likes to repeat himself but that was on a new level

"I'm trying to find God before he finds me"

yeah, I got that the first ten times you said it to set up a new bit

 

Doesn't he repeat himself in all specials tho? This time it didn't really work lol

 

I'm so bad at words with friends I take screenshots when I get a lot of points in other games to send to my bestie bc she murders me everytime.

Also, Good Morning.

 

Related to this:

This band is playing a venue that is owned by Harley Davidson and is located in the parking lot of a Tractor Supply.

^ find a sentence more redneck than that

 

he does but like I said: this was a new level (of redundancy)

 

playing in the fucking Tractor Supply parking lot.

 

Ohhhh gotcha I read it fast and thought it said something else. Still want to see him live at least once

 

I laugh every single time I drive past it

 

he's one of the best to ever do it but I laughed maybe four times. no biggie tho, sure the next one will be better

 

black people vs ******* will always be one of my favorite bits.
I think I laughed hard once. I wish I could remember what the joke was.

 

fuq today I feel like a poop

 

I send my wife some sometimes but she likes them randomly so I guess that's deferent

I thought this set wasn't quite as good as Comeback Kid but his main big joke was fantastic

What kind of shoes are these?

Congrats! What would you be doing?

Spittin hot fire.

 

So my son discovered Poptarts this weekend...

 

did you teach him how to properly butter them?

 

I would be working at a small company that distributes and manufactures parts for aeronautics (I think). Answering sales calls, placing orders, that kind of thing

 

Not yet, we're working towards that!

He's still in the eating them straight out if the package stage.

It's a process. We got some time, we'll get there

 

badass!

 

I haven't had a Pop tart in a long time

 

Buy only 2 jars of Salsa and get some

 

Just another manic Monday.

 

I'm trying to avoid things like that

 

I was dipping fried okra in salsa this weekend. It was great.

 

Fried Okra/okra in general is gross