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After some basic math this has gone from “pleasant surprise” to “OH SHIT THATS A LOT OF MONEY.” Like. To the point it’s quintuple what I was thinking.

 

Tori Spelling has confusing boobs

 

What an amazing post.

 

You're not ugly enough to be on the internet. Get out of here!

 

Could you elaborate?

 

yes i require more information

 

For real. His hair and beard are like, too good.

 

Yeah. He looks clean and I only see one chin. Is he catfishing us?

 

you guys are v sweet

I think I’m down to two chins and the beard hides the extra lol

 

Co-founder of Reddit just liked one of my tweets. Y’all. I’m one person removed from Serena Williams now in my six degrees of connection. Best day.

 

everything's comin up lemons

 

is this inuendo

 

This has been me today

I also have been in Ohio though. There’s probably a correlation

 

OMG my legs are still tight AF from the track on Wednesday.

 

lmao, was so stoked to sleep in today, but at 6:30 my brain was like “nope get up you lazy fuck”. still been in bed watching stuff which has been nice, but oy.

 

tag your porn nsfw damnit jacob

also I need a boars head salsolito turkey sub asap

 

Is this innuendo

 

Do dragons breathing fire mean they have heartburn? I’m dying.

 

Give yourself a massage

 

some pub subs are that good yes

 

Gonna sign up

 

How do you say chill out with the pet names in a nice way?