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maybe one or two, but you don't want to have to pee in the middle of it and/or forget parts of it later

edit: mostly the pee thing, i damn near didn't see the end of the conjuring 2 because of my dang bladder

 

I just saw Cam's cat and he's cuter than my cat :(

 

your cat heard that.

 

If a cat drinks from a cup of water on the coffee table, and you still drink from it after the cat, is that okay?

Asking for a friend

 

Yes

 

GOOD

 

Maybe he'll up his cuteness level

 

that’s my other baby Maria haha

 

and she is very very pretty. even though she’s grumpy af that I stopped petting her. for reference:

 

and yes she is a giant lol

 

yeah you're probably fine. i scream "get away from my milk" to the back of a cat's head pretty much every day lol

 

it's what being a dad is all about

 

Wow thats a pretty cat

 

Today was supposed to me last working at this liquor store since we are moving tomorrow but now there's a problem at the morgtage company and now we aren't moving til Thursday. I texted the manager and he said he'd let me know if I'm needed.

Whats up with y'all

 

*@iCarly Rae Jepsen voice*: "I hardly know her store!"

 

i just listened to the band Shit Present and i was not expecting a fucking fantastic female fronted melodic punk band. why that name?!?! I’m in love otherwise

 

post their best song

 

omg this band is everything rn

 

listening to Sick of Me right now. I love her voice

 

maybe it's like a shitty present timewise not like a gift of feces

 

It's called Shit Future

 

i thought that was just desiigner

 

I actually really like him so if we could not shit on things each other like that would be cool

 

god fucking damn the onion is writing about my life again

https://local.theonion.com/cute-new-dog-helping-single-man-pick-up-tons-of-hot-shi-1823084155